Romance.

I watched Breaking Dawn tonight and cried. It was so romantic, I help it. Dorkiest person in the room by far. But all that romance got me thinking-are guys even like that in the real world? Obviously, in the movies things are greatly exaggerated (it's highly unlikely that any boyfriend of mind is going to take me to a beautiful private island in Brazil for my honeymoon and climax so epicly that the bed breaks.) But still. Is it too much to ask for a song to be written about me? With candles and flowers everywhere? (Okay, even that's a little silly.) I think girls knowwhat I'm trying to say here, though.
I have to let everyone know- I love the kink stuff. My beautiful man friend, Hamespoo Kenken, and I are talking on the phone right now about KINKY sex! With buttplugs, nippletassles. He just asked his mom what kind of kinky sex she likes and she said "warm and fuzzy". Aka with the fuzzy handcuffs. We're supes raunch.
Henpenhenpenfromtheshenshenpenpen.
^^^^Our favorite saying.
James and I have decided to give up on romance. We just want to be famous and beautiful like Gaga. Or Kim K. But apparently we need a sex tape to get us going. Supes raunch.
Hugzzz&&smooches.
xoxo

BlogVirgin

First I'd just like to point out that I have to no idea where to start. I stared at this screen for ten minutes not sure what to say, or even if I actually had anything interesting to say at all. My inspiration for writing a blog came from one I read by a woman who did a 31 day sex challenge from Cosmopolitan magazine. I thought, hey I should do those challenges and write a blog about it too! But there are two problems with that: 1) I'm on my period so my boyfriend doesn't really want to do these challenges right now. And two) That seemed painfully unoriginal to do exactly what another woman did. I mean, who am I- Rihanna?
Until about....5 minutes ago I still couldn't think of what exactly what kind of blog I even wanted this to be. A sex blog? A cooking blog? A work blog? No, I don't have the focus for just one thing. It'll be a day-to-day, sex, cooking, work, relationship, angsty, bitchy, brutally honest blog.  The inspiration for that? (I've been getting inspiration a lot lately, I guess.) I was IMing on Facebook the guy who took my virginity. I bitch about this young man to my friends occasionaly and its always a great time. So I thought to myself, I should just bitch about him and other idiodic men I know on the internet! How entertaining. I told him about this, and he didn't seem pleased. That only made me want to do it more.