Romance.

I watched Breaking Dawn tonight and cried. It was so romantic, I help it. Dorkiest person in the room by far. But all that romance got me thinking-are guys even like that in the real world? Obviously, in the movies things are greatly exaggerated (it's highly unlikely that any boyfriend of mind is going to take me to a beautiful private island in Brazil for my honeymoon and climax so epicly that the bed breaks.) But still. Is it too much to ask for a song to be written about me? With candles and flowers everywhere? (Okay, even that's a little silly.) I think girls knowwhat I'm trying to say here, though.
I have to let everyone know- I love the kink stuff. My beautiful man friend, Hamespoo Kenken, and I are talking on the phone right now about KINKY sex! With buttplugs, nippletassles. He just asked his mom what kind of kinky sex she likes and she said "warm and fuzzy". Aka with the fuzzy handcuffs. We're supes raunch.
Henpenhenpenfromtheshenshenpenpen.
^^^^Our favorite saying.
James and I have decided to give up on romance. We just want to be famous and beautiful like Gaga. Or Kim K. But apparently we need a sex tape to get us going. Supes raunch.
Hugzzz&&smooches.
xoxo